March 2012
unecoquette:
I hope Rick Santorum slams his finger in his car door in an empty parking lot.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
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87daysbefore:
every ten sunflower seeds you get one that tastes like a swimming pool and it’s alarming
truth
February 2012
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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we...
– Stephen Colbert
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As a woman, I’m really fucking afraid of Santorum being elected.
This is not okay, and I’m not exactly confident enough in Obama’s chances of winning to be at ease at all.
Fuck.
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You are turning me
like someone turning a globe in her hand.
And yes, I do have another side,
like a china no one, not even me, has ever seen.
So describe to me what’s there.
Say what you are looking at,
and I will close my eyes so I can see it too:
the ox carts and all the lively flags.
I love the sound of your voice
like a little saxophone
telling me what I could never know
...
New Favorite YouTube Search:
toiletbaby:
“baby’s first pop rocks”
If it's the beaches
allthesemachines:
“I love you, I miss you…so bad.”
I am one of the searchers. There are, I believe, millions of us. We are not...
– James Kavanaugh
Isn’t it odd how much fatter a book gets when you’ve read it several times? As...
– Cornelia Funke
Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make...
–
“The Fault in our Stars” (John Green)