March 2012
Mar 1st
601 notes
Mar 1st
82,369 notes
Mar 1st
76,029 notes
unecoquette: I hope Rick Santorum slams his finger in his car door in an empty parking lot.
Mar 1st
13 notes
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
Mar 1st
521 notes
1 tag
Mar 1st
5 notes
87daysbefore: every ten sunflower seeds you get one that tastes like a swimming pool and it’s alarming truth
Mar 1st
59 notes
Mar 1st
454 notes
Mar 1st
948 notes
February 2012
1 tag
“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we...”
– Stephen Colbert 
Feb 29th
33 notes
Feb 29th
292 notes
Feb 29th
1,461 notes
Feb 29th
2,353 notes
Feb 29th
1,605 notes
Feb 29th
24,372 notes
Feb 29th
1,772 notes
Feb 29th
274 notes
3 tags
Feb 29th
2 notes
As a woman, I’m really fucking afraid of Santorum being elected.  This is not okay, and I’m not exactly confident enough in Obama’s chances of winning to be at ease at all. Fuck.
Feb 29th
2 notes
Feb 29th
1,746 notes
Feb 29th
57,740 notes
Feb 29th
36,913 notes
Feb 29th
1,927 notes
Feb 29th
1,875 notes
Feb 28th
1,258 notes
Feb 28th
8,010 notes
Feb 28th
379 notes
Feb 28th
6,246 notes
2 tags
You are turning me  like someone turning a globe in her hand. And yes, I do have another side, like a china no one, not even me, has ever seen. So describe to me what’s there. Say what you are looking at, and I will close my eyes so I can see it too: the ox carts and all the lively flags. I love the sound of your voice like a little saxophone  telling me what I could never know ...
Feb 28th
6 notes
Feb 28th
99,324 notes
New Favorite YouTube Search:
toiletbaby: “baby’s first pop rocks”
Feb 28th
3 notes
Feb 28th
52 notes
Feb 28th
23,851 notes
Feb 28th
48,137 notes
Feb 28th
2,333 notes
Feb 28th
3,511 notes
If it's the beaches
allthesemachines: “I love you, I miss you…so bad.”
Feb 28th
1 note
Feb 28th
627 notes
“I am one of the searchers. There are, I believe, millions of us. We are not...”
– James Kavanaugh 
Feb 28th
3,983 notes
Feb 28th
1 note
Feb 28th
4,032 notes
Feb 28th
1,356 notes
Feb 28th
12,774 notes
Feb 27th
196 notes
Feb 27th
13,090 notes
Feb 27th
315 notes
Feb 27th
4,404 notes
Feb 27th
20,108 notes
“Isn’t it odd how much fatter a book gets when you’ve read it several times? As...”
– Cornelia Funke 
Feb 27th
18 notes
“Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make...”
–  “The Fault in our Stars” (John Green)
Feb 27th
1,257 notes